Sunday, August 3, 2008

12 Sexiest Jobs In Hollywood

I watched Lifestyle Network when I got home and decided to watch more TV before heading to bed. I've slept far too many hours today already. Haha! Anyway, let me share to you the list:

12. Body Art Model (Naked Catering)
-Kendra, one of Hef's girlfriends, was once a body art model. How does it go? Girls are painted according to the theme of the party and the painted girls serve the guests. According to the show, it is the lady guests that show more interest than men. Hmmmmm!



11. Sexy Stickshifters (The Valet Girls) - wage is at $10 per hour plus the tips.
-This is the job for sexy ladies who has the curves and know how to navigate the curves as well. The flirtier the girls are, the higher the tip they take home.

10. Sexy Female DJ
-DJs are the life of the party. And it gets a little better when its a sexy lady DJ who plays some body-thumbing beats. Need I say more?

9. Human Sushi Plate
-Enough said. Yes, a human plate. Banana leaves cover the necessary parts to be covered and some flowers too. And the sushi spread all over. How much will it set you back? $900/hour and that's without the fish. Oh the best benefit, the dishes wash themselves. (And suddenly I miss salmon sashimi)

8. Window Dancers (Basque Club)
-It's a take on burlesque. The Basque window has two-way mirrors that shows nubile girls freestyling sexy dance moves. The dancers could not see the people who watches them. Such wicked windows.

7. 26 Girls of Deal or No Deal (NBC)
-Yeah, much like the 26K for Kris Aquino in Deal or No Deal Philippines. And oh, the girls wear the same style of dress, same earring, same shoes...every day. The best bit...the girls earn six figures working just 5 months a year.

6. Burlesque Show (Royal Jelly 40 Deuce)
-Sex and rock 'n roll. Kind of an old school strip tease/stripper joint. The girls perform some choreographed moves before presented to the patrons enjoyment. And they take all their clothes off.



5. Rap Video Vixen
-These girls are considered to be music video actresses. They are the girls you see in music videos performing some dance moves while the rap star uhhh well raps. They earn some $3000 a day. Whoooa! It pays to be sexy and have some booty. One girl was able to make-out with 50 Cent and she got paid still. Talking about having your cake and eating it too.

4. Infidelity Detective (Sexy Decoy)
-Hired by Cheaters Detective Agency. I have watched a show aired in MAXXX. One party reports to them, prey identified, hook baited, line has caught something. Tadaaa! Busted! They earn up to $250 an hour.

3. Suicide Girl Model
- It started as a soft-porn site that grew to become a global phenomenon. It's a place where you see girls with piercings and tattoos. It's their haven. You don't have to be self-destructive to join. But I don't have plans to join. LOL! These girls earn $500/photoshoot.



2. Erotic Aerial Artists
-It's the blend of art, erotica and athleticism. Ahhh, fearless flyers.

1. Body Part Model
-They do the things that the main movie actors/actresses don't want to do like shower scenes and bed scenes. And there are hand/butt/hair models too. Yeah, virtually every single body part imaginable (except the innards of course)

There you go, if ever you happen to be in Hollywood and you ran out of jobs you think you can apply, you can consider the 12 jobs enumerated.

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